ONCE UPON A TIME
Once upon a time there lived a Princess. Princess
Penny. Princess Penny didn’t like her name because
people made fun of it. They called her Penny Pincher
because she never spent a dime. They called her
Henny Penny because it rhymed.
Then on a starry night there came a shining knight in
glorious armour. He’d heard of Princess Penny from
reading the Daily Rumour, which he regularly read
and bought from a local caravan and a minstrel named
Kenny who happened to know Penny through a band of
travelling produce sellers, on their way to Rome, which
was actually their home when they weren’t on the road,
which gave them the nickname of Road Vendors.
But I digress.
Penny met this Knight who knew of Penny on a starry
No I meant, The Knight bumped into her on his way
passing a fruit vendor on the way home.
I’m really trying to remember this.
One starry knight, I meant night. A shiny knight bumped
into a bunch of locals who told him about a Princess,
who’s name they couldn’t remember, Penny I think,
which happens to be the one we’re talking about.
I meant I’m writing about.
©J.E.Goldie May 22, 2019
I almost forgot the knight. Took awhile to find it too, So I figured I’d use it,
it was free 🙂 So were the others by the way.
I meant think….:)