“SHIT!” for Sammis weekend writing prompt – Judgement- July 20, 2019

Sammis Weekend Writing Prompt – Judge July 20 2019

 

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The challenge is simple: each week you will be given an exact number of words you can use to write a poem or piece of prose.  You can use any format or style you like; go wherever your inspiration takes you.  The only rules are these:

  • your poem / prose must contain this week’s word.  The word does not have to count towards the exact word count total – it can be in the title, or the first letters of the lines of a poem can spell it out – you can be as creative as you want as long as it’s there somewhere.
  • the length of your poem / prose must match the number of words stated in this week’s challenge.  No more.  No less.
    SHIT!

“Guess what I heard?”

“Whadya herd, elephants?”

“This is serious.”

“OH NO! Not Sirius Black!”

 “Can you take a rest.”

“Only if you’ll give me one.”

“I don’t get it.”

“I know.”

“Oh C’mon!”

“I’m tired of your stories.”

“My what?”

“Who are you to judge?”

“What did I say?”

“If you don’t know, I ain’t tellin yah.”

“This isn’t fair.”

“Nothins fair.”

“ You haven’t heard what I have

to say.”

“Not interested.”

“O.K. I’ll back off. It doesn’t matter

to you anyway.”

“What is it?”

“I’ve only got three months to live.”

“SHIT!”

©J.E.Goldie July 20 2019


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“Interesting” Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt #114 – Grimace July 12 2019

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“A word prompt to get your creativity flowing this weekend.  How you use the prompt is up to you.  Your poem / prose must contain this week’s word.  The word does not have to count towards the exact word count total – it can be in the title, or the first letters of the lines of a poem can spell it out – you can be as creative as you want as long as it’s there somewhere. The length of your poem / prose must match the number of words stated in this week’s challenge.  No more.  No less.” Sammi


INTERESTING

“WELL! …. It’s ..interesting.”

“Interesting.”

“Yes! Interesting.”

“How interesting?”

“Enough.”

“Interesting, you’d think so.”

“Yes.”

“Then why’s that grimace on

your face?”

©J.E.Goldie July 12 2019


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“Have A Nice Day!” Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt #113 – enthral – July 6 2019


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A word prompt to get your creativity flowing this weekend.  How you use the prompt is up to you.  Write a piece of flash fiction, a poem, a chapter for your novel…anything you like.  Or take the challenge below – there are no prizes – it’s not a competition but rather a fun writing exercise.

HAVE A NICE DAY

“This case is beginning to enthral me, Miss?…”

“Ireney”

“Miss?”

 “Ydoyugivashit.”

“I beg your Pardon?”

“You heard me.”

“Well Miss…Ireney. That’s an

unusual name.”

“It’s quite common where

I come from.”

“Where might that be?”

“Udontwannano.”

 “Where is that? Dare I ask”

 “Close to nonofyorbusiness.”

“Right. I’ll see myself out.”

©J.E.Goldie July 6 2019


 

Sammi’s weekend writing prompt #112 – carefree – June 29 2019

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Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt – carefree – June 29 2019

A word prompt to get your creativity flowing this weekend.  How you use the prompt is up to you.  Write a piece of flash fiction, a poem, a chapter for your novel…anything you like.  Or take the challenge below – there are no prizes – it’s not a competition but rather a fun writing exercise.  If you want to share what you come up with, please leave a link to it in the comments at the link provided below the photo above.

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Once

Carefree Days

have darkened

in the silence

of your unspoken

words and assumptions.

(14 words)

©J.E.Goldie June 29 2019


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“Eh Harry?” in response to Sammicox Weekend writing prompt 111 translation

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Sammis’s Weekend Writing Prompt 111 translation

A word prompt to get your creativity flowing this weekend.  How you use the prompt is up to you.  Write a piece of flash fiction, a poem, a chapter for your novel…anything you like.  Or take the challenge below – there are no prizes – it’s not a competition but rather a fun writing exercise.


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EH? HARRY?

“Hi, how are yah?”

“Je vais bien merci.”

“O.K.! We’re ready to order.”

“Nous avons un spécial sur Goat Stew.”

 “O.k. if it’s on special make it two.”

“Nous avons aussi des entrailles de moutons.

Aussi délicieux.”

“We’ll have that too.”

“Vous pourriez aussi aimer les pénis de cheval.

Fraîchement coupé aujourd’hui!”

“We could try something different.

 Whatever that is. Eh Harry?”

“Sure Tom, I’ll bite.”

“We’ll splurge, give us two plates of

whatever that is.”

“Would you guys like a salad with that?

I think you’ll need one.”

“Just regular sized ones.”

 “To wash it all down, I’ll bring you guys

a couple of water pitchers.

“Frais de la maison.”

“Nice guy. Eh Harry?”

©J.E.Goldie June 22 2019


Brought to you by the miracle of instant English to French translation.

It could have been any language. Illustrating how we can all get lost in

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“Excuse me while I melt” for Sammi Cox Weekend writing prompt #110 – Glacial June 15 2019

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Sammi Cox weekend writing prompt #110 – Glacial

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∼EXCUSE ME WHILE I MELT∼

“What’s she doing here?”

“She who?”

“Very funny!  The iceberg that just walked in.”

“If you mean Cynthia. I’d chill if I were you.”

“OH! Aren’t we being exceptionally kind!”

“I’m being polite. Better get your facts straight.”

“Oh c’mon. Her and that glacial look she carries!”

“Now who’s being hostile?”

“Moi?”

“Yes You! That’s my fiancé you are referring to.”

“Excuse me while I melt.”

©J.E.Goldie June 15 2019

 

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“A Yarn” for SammiCox weekend writing Word prompt #107 – Spin – May 25 2019

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Sammi Cox weekend writing word prompt May 25 2019

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A YARN

“Yep. He could really spin a yarn.”

“Got one?”

“Lemme think.”

“Sure.”

“Once upon a time, that’s how he’d start.”

“Perfect.”

“So, once upon a time there was this Knight…”

“What kind of Knight?”

“What kind?”

“Yah what kind.”

“Well, I guess the armoured kind.”

“All knight’s wear armour.”

“Well, true enough….”

“Was it the silver kind?”

“I suppose…”

“Did it shine?”

“I’m not sure.”

“Did he have a realm?”

“Son? I don’t know.”

“I thought all knights had realms”

 “Well……Son?”

“Yes.”

“This Knight’s going to bed.

I suggest you do too.”

©J.E.Goldie May 25, 2019

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“My Zodiac Sign” for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt #106 – Zodiac

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My Zodiac Sign

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“Where ya going?

“ Getting my horns”

“You in the band?

“Nope”

“Then why ya need a horn?”

“I don’t”

“But you just said…”

“Not that kinda horn.”

”There’s an other kind?”

“Ya, like Ram’s have. Silly.”

“But you’re a girl.”

“No I’m not. I’m a Taurus.”

©J.E.Goldie May 19, 2019 (Post Script: I’m not a Taurus)

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DISCLAIMER: The above charts are only the result of images I found for free use

and I will not vouch for their accuracy. That’s up to you to discover, or not. lol

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“The Law’s Side” for Sammi Cox Weekend Writing Prompt#105 “Denial” May 11 2019

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Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt#105 May 11, 2019

 

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THE LAW’S SIDE 

77 words

“You know he’s gonna disavow any knowledge of this.

don’t you. Just accept the facts.”

“He can’t! Everyone saw him.”

“Heresay.”

“What? That’s crazy. The guy’s in denial.

He’s nuts!”

“Nonacceptance of the facts isn’t crazy.”

“We’ll get people to testify. Under oath.”

“Nope.”

“Awe c’mon you can’t lie in court.”

“Could have been, um, his doppelganger.”

“OH! You really have gone over the edge.”

“Don’t blame me.”

“Just who’s side are you on?”

”The Law’s side”

©J.E.Goldie May 11, 2019

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“Transformation” in response to Sammi’s Writing 104 Word Prompt #102 “Impress” Apr. 20, 2019

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Sammiscribbles Prompt #102

Transformation

 

“Ah! C’mon Jerry! Yah win some an

you lose some. You know that!”

“Yah I know Eddie, but this was prime!”

“Jerry. Every time you lose it was prime!”

“Ed? I worked on this one for over a year.

“O.K. Jer. Some just don’t transform

the way you want them to. Get it?”

“But I really liked the odds Ed. How could

I have been so wrong.”

“Um Jerry?”

“Yes?”

“Yah always impress me. But yah can’t

make a silk purse outta a sow’s ear.

All that glitters ain’t gold.

Never mind there’s others.”

“Very funny! Very funny!”

“Funny? Hell no! I was impressed!”

©J.E.Goldie 4/21/2019

 

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“The Professional” in response to SammiCox weekend “61 word” writing prompt #101: “Charlatan” April 13, 2019

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61 word “Charlatan writing prompt”

*Some words in this prompt may offend*

The Professional

Why you swindler!

You fabricating, faker!

You unmitigated bounder!

How dare you, you

Conniving charlatan!

You imposter! You imitator!

You shamming shark!

You four-flushing phony!

You double-dealing hypocrite!

You Fucking asshole!!!

“That’ll be twenty bucks.”

“Twenty!!!”

“Yeah twenty. You only asked for

the cheap degradation deal.

another twenty and I will

take you to hell.”

“No, it’s ok I’m done.”

 

©J.E.Goldie 4/17/2019

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