My Answers to The Haunted Wordsmith’s Fibbing Friday – June 7 2019

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The Haunted Wordsmith’s Fibbing Friday questions June 7 2019

What would Friday be without a chance to do some good-spirited fibbing?

Enjoy today’s questions:

 

*Why do cable companies offer so many channels no one watches?

Somebody has to have a job.

*Who invented lemon meringue pies?

Mr. Meringue. You know, the guy who also invented

the lemon.

*Why did people invent the sandwich?

A guy at the beach was hungry. Silly question.

*What was the stone age?

That’s when gall stones became popular excuses.

*Why do people grow more annoying as we age?

I dunno maybe because other people think they

know more than you. But..maybe not..

*What is doomsday?

The day I forget to buy dinner.

*What do fish do all day?

They catch other fish. Dummy!

*Who are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse really?

That’s easy. It’s the four guys at my garage. They hate

my car.

*How do you make a cake?

Wouldn’t you like to know. Pillsbury wants to know too.

*What is the best ice cream topping on a sundae?

Everything you refuse to eat normally, then some.

*What is your ideal style of home?

One I can live in without having to repair it constantly.

*What is the strangest hobby?

HAHA! I’m not going there LOL


These are my answers, funny or not. Why not give it a shot!


 

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