What would Friday be without a chance to do some good-spirited fibbing?
Enjoy today’s questions:
*Why do cable companies offer so many channels no one watches?
Somebody has to have a job.
*Who invented lemon meringue pies?
Mr. Meringue. You know, the guy who also invented
*Why did people invent the sandwich?
A guy at the beach was hungry. Silly question.
*What was the stone age?
That’s when gall stones became popular excuses.
*Why do people grow more annoying as we age?
I dunno maybe because other people think they
know more than you. But..maybe not..
*What is doomsday?
The day I forget to buy dinner.
*What do fish do all day?
They catch other fish. Dummy!
*Who are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse really?
That’s easy. It’s the four guys at my garage. They hate
*How do you make a cake?
Wouldn’t you like to know. Pillsbury wants to know too.
*What is the best ice cream topping on a sundae?
Everything you refuse to eat normally, then some.
*What is your ideal style of home?
One I can live in without having to repair it constantly.
*What is the strangest hobby?
HAHA! I’m not going there LOL
These are my answers, funny or not. Why not give it a shot!